The Federal Republic of Webster Readers is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 2.721 billion Webster Readersians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Webster Readersian economy, worth 47.0 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,271 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Webster Readers's national animal is the hawk.

Webster Readers is ranked 254,311^th in the world and 7,514^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.34 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.